Thursday, January 20, 2005

In the Inaugural Spirit, a Bush Apology

Since the President won't apologize for Iraq, in the spirit of inaugural unity, I offer one to the teeth-gnashing blue-wristband holdouts:

I'm sorry we're winning.

I'm sorry we knocked out a dictator, I'm sorry we got the Iraqi economy moving, and I'm especially sorry that we've met every step on the road to Iraqi democracy on deadline or ahead of schedule.

I'm sorry we made the UN seem impotent and the EU seem like a dysfunctional family.

We came, we saw, we kicked ass; that offends people, and I'm sorry.

As soon as I have some free time, in about four years, I will atone in Texas solitude with an ice-cold near-beer.

Y'all excuse me for gettin' back to work, much obliged to you.

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