Thursday, June 16, 2005

A Poll: Stupidest American

Who takes the cake?

Sen. Dick Durbin, who thinks Guantanamo Bay is just like a Nazi death camp...apart from all that death.

Brad Pitt, who apparently thinks being married to a Ten plus a One here and there on the side, would be like having an Eeeleven.

Jerry Buss. I feel responsible, I never did send Jerry my offer to deliver the same losing 2006 season for 10% of Phil Jackson's comeback salary.

I'm going to have to go with Rep. Walter Jones & Friends, for demanding the US withdrawal from Iraq begin October 1st of this year. I think Bush should make a counter-offer: a complete withdrawal of combat forces by March 29, 1973.

No comments: